forgotten?

Nope…just busy as a bee…no time to tell stories or crack a joke…

I’ll catch up with you guys later! mwah

November 1st

This post is long overdue but, better late than never.

 

What I did last November 1st?

 

I went to SM MOA and bought my notebook!

I wanted slim, long battery life and light….

I ended up getting this…………………………

Acer Aspire 3810T Model.

 

Just love it!

 

But, I will shell out Pph3292.00 every month for a year for this notebook.

Tipid! Tipid! Tipid!

Head and Shoulders-Manny Pacquiao

This was a joke shared by the priest with us yesterday during the mass at EDSA Shrine.

One of the priests received a text message from Anonymous;

Stop fooling her!

The priest was shocked to read this message!

Then scrolled down,

Use Head and Shoulders-Manny Pacquiao!

As per Manny, using Head and Shoulders shampoo stops hair from falling.

” Stop falling hair!”

lolz

The priest gave this example not to make fun of Manny Pacquiao but, to explain the gospel of the day in the simplest way as possible.  That what we see or understand might not be the meaning of it.

Joke of the day

Hey!

I have a joke..

Hope you’ll like it!

One Monday morning, a teacher received an excuse letter from a parent informing the teacher her daughter could not make it.

The teacher was shocked after reading the letter and called the mother of her student.

Teacher:” What happened? I could not believe it! I just talked to her last Friday and nothing seemed wrong about her?”

Mom: ” She was complaining last night!. Her tummy was aching! “

Teacher:” Have you arranged the funeral for her?”

Mom:”What!  What funeral are you talking about?”

Teacher:” You wrote to me telling your child died!”

Mom:”How dare you!”

Next morning, the teacher was summoned by the school principal to explain. Inside the principal’s office were the complainant, the teacher and the school principal.

Principal: “What’s the complaint all about?”

Mom:”That teacher, said something so bad about my child!”

Teacher:”I did not!”

Principal:”What did she tell you!”

Mom:”That my child is dead!”

Teacher:”That’s  what you told me!”

Teacher:”You wrote to me telling me that your child could not make it because she’s dead!”

Mom:”I did not say that! I said, her tummy ached and lost consciousness!”

Teacher:”That’s not what you wrote to me! You said,  her tummy was aching. She was rushed to the hospital. She passed away!”

Principal:”Let me see the letter!”

The teacher gave it to the school principal and read it.

The mother wrote;

Dear Teacher,

I do apologize but, my daughter could not make it today.  Her tummy was aching so we rushed her to the hospital. She  passed away.

Sincerely,

Mother of your student

Principal:”You said her that your child passed away? Did you mean “passed out”? “

Mom:” Ahhhhhm! ahh! Yes?!”

Principal:”Case solved! Is there anything else we can help you with?”

Mom:”Nothing!”

Yes, there is.

lolz

PHR Somewhere in my heart!

It’s so baduy but, I love watching this.

The main reason, I love Kaye Abad so much, I want to marry her!

I’ve got a crush on her….di lang crush pala, LOVE na eto!

I just can’t help myself from falling in love with her….

Hay!

Love is in the air….

Guji, tol, pagpinaiyak mo yan, bubugbugin kita!

Baby ko yan!

Love you mwah! mwah! mwah!

ps: Kung may Kayji, meron din Kayshan! hehehehe

I’m stronger?

I just made one of the biggest decisions in my life.

Letting go of someone I truly love!

It took a lot of courage to say, ” It’s over!”

It took me forever to say the words’ ” I no longer love you! “

But, of course I lied!

Right now, I am hurting inside!

But, this is the only way I know to make things better and to make me a better person.

I have no regrets of loving Mafia.

I have no regrets of spending nights and days with Mafia.

I am thankful that I met Mafia.

but, I am sad that we’re now living separate lives!

If  I am strong, Mafia is stronger to let go of me!

I know Mafia does not want me to leave but, because Mafia loves me so much, Mafia let go of me.

I thought I was the one stronger, it turned out, Mafia.

To Mafia,

These  should be the words I wanted to say to you before I left you,

” Before I let you go, I want to say, ” I love you! “.

and will always will

Moimoi wrote……

To whom it may concern,

We Filipinos are known for our hospitality that is why not only foreigners but, you keep visiting our country the Philippines.

A week ago, Ondoy was so excited to be here!

Now Pepeng.

Who’s next?

We are grateful that you visit us because we need you too.  Your “PASALUBONG” gives life to plants…to animals…to humans.

But not too much!

We are not asking for too much!

We are just asking for what we can take.

What we can bear

and

what we can have…

Too much is bad for us!

Bad for all!

Hope that when you visit our country, you’ll be more aware of this.

Thank you,

Moimoi

PS.

Please don’t invite friends when you visit us (your kumpareng Baha, kumareng landslide, and their son bibong Ipo-ipo).

Thanks again!

Tragedy! S.O.S

A couple of days ago, Metro Manila was hit by a storm leaving thousands of families homeless, no food to eat, no dry clothing to wear and no water to drink.

This is one of the tragedies that does not choose the victims!-rich or poor, male or female, young or old-will not be spared.

Right now, people are still traumatized by this tragedy and are in dire need of our support.

Whatever you  can give, please do give to the victims.

Also asking for prayers from you guys.

Please do help our brothers and sisters!

Please do PRAY!

9th Ray of the Sun(Philippine Flag)

Recently, I joined the other guys of  Pinoy Guy Guide in sharing tips and ideas for us men through online discussions on PGG website.

PGG is like the male version of VAGINA MONOLOGUE online.

PENIS TALK?

What you do you think?

Want to know what’s on a guy’s mind?

Check PGG online.

When I logged in earlier, one of the member posted a topic about our national flag-adding 1 more ray making it 9.

I just wanted to share with you my take on it.

I won’t  mind at all. This additional ray is for our Muslim brothers who fought for freedom.
Correct me if I am wrong, our flag itself went through changes(design,color..etc).

Also, 8 rays represent ung unang mga bayan na nag-aklas against Spain pero naconvert pa rin into Christians ung mga tao.
Our Muslim brothers fought for what they believed in. That’s why hanggang ngayon marami pa ring Muslim particularly in Mindanao.

Etong 8 bayan na naging simbolo ng 8 rays ng araw, kasama din sila sa 3 stars sa flag.
Bakit sila nilagay kasi me major role na ginampanan sa history ng ating bansa. We should not take for granted na maraming Muslim ang nagbuwis ng buhay to fight for our freedom. Lapu-lapu,Sultan Kudarat at maraming pang ibang mga kapatid nating Muslim.
Ano ba ang adding 1 more ray?
To show respect to our Muslim brothers.
To unite the people.
It will CHANGE the HISTORY because we will be united. Bilang Filipino regardless of our religion, color and status in life..
Time for change….for the better….
Just my take on it…
Opinion ko lang po!
PEACE OUT mga kapatid..

It’s me again!

Wondering why I am online?

It’s not about passport processing!

It’s all about online gaming!

MAFIA WARS on Facebook!

I’m addicted to this!

Are you?

Let’s play!